I love Michael Kors' designs, I do. But what I love most about him is his role as a judge in Project Runaway and his many, many bitchy quotes.
Do you remember these?
“She looks like her ass is in her front.”
“She looks like a Pole dancer in Dubai.”
"She looks like Barefoot Appalachain Lil' Abner Barbie."
"That was so Paris hooker 50's."
“I feel like a pope at a sex club.”
"Let's be honest — that peach comes off like ace bandage. She's literally in some kind of weird jog bra with a V-neck."
"I think it's an unbelievably tight race for hideous, today."
"It's like trying to make a winter coat out of Kleenex."
"The only possible accessory she could use with this is a wand."
And my favourite:
Nina Garcia: "You went from a wedding to a funeral."
Michael Kors: "...Or a French maid at a funeral."
XOXO,
Lucija
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