Monday, July 4, 2011

I love Michael Kors' designs, I do. But what I love most about him is his role as a judge in Project Runaway and his many, many bitchy quotes.

Do you remember these?
“She looks like her ass is in her front.”

“She looks like a Pole dancer in Dubai.”

"She looks like Barefoot Appalachain Lil' Abner Barbie."

"That was so Paris hooker 50's."

“I feel like a pope at a sex club.”

"Let's be honest — that peach comes off like ace bandage. She's literally in some kind of weird jog bra with a V-neck."

"I think it's an unbelievably tight race for hideous, today."

"It's like trying to make a winter coat out of Kleenex."

"The only possible accessory she could use with this is a wand."

And my favourite:
Nina Garcia: "You went from a wedding to a funeral."
Michael Kors: "...Or a French maid at a funeral."


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